The Jokers Wild

 
How to make a woman happy:
 
It's not difficult.
 
To make a woman happy a man only needs to be :
           1.    a friend
           2.    a companion
           3.    a lover
           4.    a brother
           5.    a father
           6.    a master
           7.    a chef
           8.    an electrician
           9.    a carpenter
          10.   a plumber
          11.   a mechanic
          12.   a decorator
          13.   a stylist
          14.   a sexologist
          15.   a gynaecologist
          16.   a psychologist
          17.   a pest exterminator
          18.   a psychiatrist
          19.   a healer
          20.   a good listener
          21.   an organiser
          22.   a good father
          23.   very clean
          24.   sympathetic
          25.   athletic
          26.   warm
          27.   attentive
          28.   gallant
          29.   intelligent
          30.   funny
          31.   creative
          32.   tender
          33.   strong
          34.   understanding
          35.   tolerant
          36.   prudent
          37.   ambitious
          38.   capable
          39.   courageous
          40.   determined
          41.   true
          42.   dependable
          43.   passionate
 
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
 
          44.   give her compliments regularly
          45.   love shopping
          46.   be honest
          47.   be very rich
          48.   not stress her out
          49.   not look at other girls
 
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
 
          50.   give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
          51.   give her lots of time, especially time for herself
          52.   give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
 
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
 
          53.   Never to forget:
           *     birthdays
           *     anniversaries
           *     arrangements she makes
 
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :
 
           1.    Leave him in peace