The Jokers Wild

 

I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She  picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her  mouth. I asked her not to do that. "Why?"

"Because it's been laying outside and it is  dirty and probably has germs."

At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and  asked,

"Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"

Uh, I was thinking quickly, "...all moms knows this  stuff. Um, it's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they  don't let you be a Mommy."
   
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she  was evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you flunk, you have  to be the Daddy."