The Jokers Wild

Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.

 

The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."
 
The second woman says, "Oh, that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached."
 
To which the first replies,
 
"Wow, I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"